The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for December 02, 2019

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    fullmoondeb Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Stop needling him, Dad.

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    Hindu? Hindon’t!

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    SusanSunshine Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Pretty tacky bedroom for a kid.

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    VictoryRider  over 4 years ago

    Just flip it over next time.

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    Richard S Russell Premium Member over 4 years ago

    In a live demo on stage during the Mythbusters farewell tour, Adam Savage lay down (gently) on a bed of nails, then Jamie Hyneman put a concrete block on Adam’s belly and gave it a good whack with a sledgehammer. No harm, no foul. It’s all in how you spread out the impact.

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    iggyman  over 4 years ago

    You know the son got the point!

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    Stevefk  over 4 years ago

    Okay, we got you all bandaged up, now go outside and play with your pet porcupine in the cactus garden!

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    FassEddie  over 4 years ago

    That kid’s a side-show-off!

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    uniquename  over 4 years ago

    His son is not the sharpest tack on the bed.

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    Darryl Heine  over 4 years ago

    OUCH!

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    Major Matt Mason Premium Member over 4 years ago

    “You KNOW the bed of coals is for jumping on!”

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    Plods with ...™  over 4 years ago

    My grandson had a fascination with the flame on the gas stove when he was little. His mother kept telling him over and over Don’t touch! Hot!

    My son said He’s gonna eventually touch it, might as well get it over with.

    Grand never touched it again. Before we get nastygrams, it was no more than a sunburn.

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    Nate England  over 4 years ago

    But I’ll bet he stuck the landing…

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    manlion1andrew  over 4 years ago

    Sharp criticism.

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    Jeffin Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Nailed it!

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Dad comes right to the point…..he’s a real prickly kind of guy….

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    osceola  over 4 years ago

    When you grow up, there’s another thing you won’t want to do on a bed of nails.

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    Lablubber   over 4 years ago

    Could have been worse. Could have been a memory nail mattress.

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    Packratjohn Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Interesting timing. Just yesterday i watched a science short on how this is done. Demonstrated how the pressure on the nails is distributed. Used balloons at first. Then a human volunteer. They didn’t mention jumping on the bed…

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    JMG316  over 4 years ago

    A young Mick Foley? :)

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    Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo]  over 4 years ago

    There is a particular way you lay on it so that you don’t get punctured.

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    pcolli  over 4 years ago

    When I was a child, I was walking along the beach when I stepped on a spiky shell. The spike broke off and I had to go to hospital to have it removed. It was almost an inch long.

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    David Peters  over 4 years ago

    Dad: I think he got the point! Learning curve…

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    now, get back to practicing your flute with your pet cobra

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member over 4 years ago

    His parents probably named him Spike

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