Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 24, 2019

Eggseptional WiFi there.

I will give this one a major GROOAANN!

hello, Ripley’s Believe It or Not? have i got a case for you.

They can start the mother-daughter arguments so much sooner this way.

Kids today! They grow up so fast!

Great comments.

I really like those 40-50 year old young girls…

I’m not as girl, but I am 69 years young. Haven’t you ever heard your as old as you feel?

If there were twins they’d be womb mates.

Which was first ~ The Chicken or the Egg?

She can’t reboot it!

I’d prefer a womb with a view – if we’re handing out groans…

Booooo!

Sounds like she will be a genius !!! lol

Doesn’t anyone find it funny that a bird is pregnant?

I will give this one another major GROOAANN!

Is she what Tom “Batty Whack” Batiuk refers to as an “Internet Twitter Tot”?

Birds don’t give birth to live young. They lay eggs.

A know a girl that hadn’t spoken by age 3, and her parents were worried. One day, she knocked over her glass of milk and it spilled on the table. Her first words were: “Don’t worry mom, it will evaporate!” Complex complete sentence, advanced vocabulary, science a bit off, but hey. Yes, she continued to be precocious.

Is Pastis the father?

Oh, I hope not.

I think there was womb for improvement.