Long Story Short by Daniel Beyer for December 11, 2021

I got a short ladder that says “Don’t stand above this step.”

I have such a phobia with ladders. Even this cartoon give me that feeling of extreme fear.

So the secret of success is bladder control?

Yeah, the successful ones make it to the top, get rich, and sh*t on those below.

And don’t forget your newspaper.

You climb faster if you use a backpack where appropriate. It shows solid decision-making capability (and gets you to the bathroom quicker).

Most of those on the ladders will just let fly on those coming up behind and below them.

“Ain’t nothin’ gonna break my stride – Nobody gonna slow me down -Oh no, I got to keep on moving”