Mrs. Bear: I don’t give a—oh, well, yes, it’s quite profound…but sweetheart, something is going into that pan, and I’m going to fry it and eat it…so if there’s no fish, then guess what…?
and if you order in the next ten minutes we’ll double your order. That’s right, two singing bass for the price of one. Just pay separate shipping and handling.
mr_sherman Premium Member over 4 years ago
A good reason to chomp down.
Aussie Down Under over 4 years ago
Usual marketing ploy. Act now as there are not many left.
Gent over 4 years ago
Tough luck, fish. When we bears gotta eat, we gotta eat. CHOMP!
Sir Ruddy Blighter over 4 years ago
Mrs. Bear: What do you mean, you let him go?
Bear: But, Honey, check out this cool T-shirt!
Mrs. Bear: I don’t give a—oh, well, yes, it’s quite profound…but sweetheart, something is going into that pan, and I’m going to fry it and eat it…so if there’s no fish, then guess what…?
Bear: Ohhhhh dear…
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago
and if you order in the next ten minutes we’ll double your order. That’s right, two singing bass for the price of one. Just pay separate shipping and handling.
tbubble over 4 years ago
Fish tale.
Nate England over 4 years ago
Oh, I’ll let you go… after you’ve had a FABULOUS tour of my digestive system!
P51Strega over 4 years ago
Sounds like large mouth sass.
Digital Frog over 4 years ago
“But wait! I’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty…”
The Brooklyn Accent over 4 years ago
This is NPR—natural piscine release.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Guess you won’t be sing ‘Take me to river’ anymore.
Lablubber over 4 years ago
Did you hear about the sixties rock band that got in trouble for scamming? Country Joe and the Phish.
Zykoic over 4 years ago
This offer will not be repeated.
tinstar over 4 years ago
There is something decidedly fishy about that offer.
Kirk Barnes Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ya gotta SELL it!