maybe because they put extra rounds all in the left pockets of their flack jackets. all these multiple victim shootings have been right leaning red necks.
“That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. "
Watcher over 4 years ago
Better than the real NRA.
Enter.Name.Here over 4 years ago
I heard some folks were forming a coalition against assault slings.
C’mon folks…Rocks don’t kill cavemen…CAVEMEN kill cavemen (who return the next day alive and healthy because they are CARTOONS). ;-)
gammaguy over 4 years ago
They even have their own theme park… Plymouth Rock.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
What about boulders, any classes on how to roll them?
DanFlak over 4 years ago
How many rocks per minute can you sling? How many can you carry in a clip?
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
Still no ban on assault boulders!
jtt over 4 years ago
Um, wait a minute. Pretty sure slings are weapons of war, so you boys can’t have those. Yours truly, Michael Bloomberg.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Diamonds or coal. Someone has to keep track of the rock hounds.
tatieann over 4 years ago
Am I the only one that thanks it’s crazy and kind of sad that you can’t even enjoy reading the comics without stumbling into a political debate?
katfromky over 4 years ago
maybe because they put extra rounds all in the left pockets of their flack jackets. all these multiple victim shootings have been right leaning red necks.
rshive over 4 years ago
Slings to hunt what? Dinos? Anteaters?
Sportymonk over 4 years ago
“That whenever any Form of Government becomes destructive of these ends, it is the Right of the People to alter or to abolish it, and to institute new Government, laying its foundation on such principles and organizing its powers in such form, as to them shall seem most likely to effect their Safety and Happiness. Prudence, indeed, will dictate that Governments long established should not be changed for light and transient causes; and accordingly all experience hath shewn that mankind are more disposed to suffer, while evils are sufferable than to right themselves by abolishing the forms to which they are accustomed. But when a long train of abuses and usurpations, pursuing invariably the same Object evinces a design to reduce them under absolute Despotism, it is their right, it is their duty, to throw off such Government, and to provide new Guards for their future security. "