“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar out while you are in my store!”
“I bought this cigar here!” claimed the Customer.
“Big Deal!”, said the Druggist. “We sell condoms too.”
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My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the Veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears, so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some “Nair” hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her: “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.” The lady says: “I’m not using it under my arms.” The druggist says: “If you’re using it on your legs don’t shave for a couple of days.”The lady says: “I’m not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I’m using it on my schnauzer.” The druggist says: “Stay off your bicycle for a week.”
jvn over 4 years ago
Har de har har.
Airbender over 4 years ago
Only an insurance company would laugh at that “joke”.
dwane.scoty1 over 4 years ago
Must be Part D!
uniquename over 4 years ago
They were laughing all the way to the bank.
Semolina Pilchard over 4 years ago
“Druggest”?
Semolina Pilchard over 4 years ago
“Druggest”?
ChessPirate over 4 years ago
“Hey, Pal”, the irate druggist shouted, “Put that cigar out while you are in my store!”
“I bought this cigar here!” claimed the Customer.
“Big Deal!”, said the Druggist. “We sell condoms too.”
☺
My neighbor found out her dog could hardly hear so she took it to the Veterinarian. He found that the problem was hair in its ears, so he cleaned both ears and the dog could hear fine. The vet then proceeded to tell the lady that if she wanted to keep this from reoccurring she should go to the store and get some “Nair” hair remover and rub it in the dog’s ears once a month. The lady goes to the drug store and gets some “Nair” hair remover. At the register the druggist tells her: “If you’re going to use this under your arms, don’t use deodorant for a few days.” The lady says: “I’m not using it under my arms.” The druggist says: “If you’re using it on your legs don’t shave for a couple of days.”The lady says: “I’m not using it on my legs either; if you must know, I’m using it on my schnauzer.” The druggist says: “Stay off your bicycle for a week.”
Boise Ed Premium Member over 4 years ago
I saw a TV report, some weeks ago, that showed some drugs were actually cheaper with cash than with insurance.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
⇧ “druggest” = most drugged…