I never even liked parties as a young person. Made it hard to socialize in college. Now? I would love to be the Alm-Uncle (from the story of Heidi) and live on top of a mountain, all alone with some goats for company. Everywhere else is too “people-y”.
This leaves out judging people by the books they own. “Tolkien? Good. Stephen King? Good. Tom Clancy? I’m getting a little worried here. Twilight?! FIFTY SHADES OF GREY?!!!! That’s it. I’m leaving.”
Classic introverted behavior. I wonder if most cartoonists are introverts? I remember Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes) is famously introverted, and I think Charles Shultz had a reputation for being that way most of the time as well.
I tend to be this way too. I usually have my latest book with me, so I can sneak off to read a bit. Or if it’s an EBook, I’ll just openly read it. So many people these days are scrolling on their phones, I figure what’s the difference.
This reminds me of one of my favorite LIFE IN HELL strips. Binky is thrown out of a party, and the house it’s in, because he wanted to read a book in the next room, and it was bringing other people down. Pacing outside, he grumbles “I can’t just shake my boogie on cue alla time…”
I can relate. I was at a party a few weeks ago and I wound up going to the garage (no bookshelf to browse) to get away from people until I could politely leave.
There’s no shame in being an introvert. I am. But, you really need to put yourself out a bit. A few people here and there won’t kill you. You’ll be exhausted, but you’ll have done your bit as a social animal. You may also find someone you want to spend more time with.
Ain’t that the truth, Steph. That’s why I don’t go to parties. Plus I don’t drink alcohol. Not for religious reasons, or anything. That’s just my personal choice
I always check out bookshelves at a party (and often find people doing the same to talk with) but I’m more likely to be seeking out any cat or dog to talk to.
Where do you find a friend that hosts parties that actually has a bookshelf like that one??? Bring a backpack to the party both to return read books and to pickup some more.
Unless you don’t want to interact with people, you should put a “Hi – I’m Stephen Pastis; Creator of Pearls before Swine” badge on. (And maybe people will give you some ideas for strips that don’t involve puns!)
BE THIS GUY over 4 years ago
Stephan probably only attends parties of people with large libraries.
ItsPat over 4 years ago
Telephone books beat people
santa72404 over 4 years ago
Stephan should show that books beat Rat!
RuComm over 4 years ago
What? You don’t judge people by the books they have in their homes? Or the lack of books?
DennisinSeattle Premium Member over 4 years ago
Stephan, you will never find a partner that way. Maybe you could join or start a book club.
Baarorso over 4 years ago
I feel Pastis’ pain. I’m an introvert and would rather read a book than to suffer the small talk that people at parties are known for.
i_am_the_jam over 4 years ago
Never did like parties, either.
oldpine52 over 4 years ago
I’m with Pastis on this.
kaffekup over 4 years ago
Books are much more interesting, unpredictable and quiet than people.
Johnny Q Premium Member over 4 years ago
Meat parties sound fun…
Kind&Kinder over 4 years ago
Nothing wrong with small talk. But…I’ll let others have my share.
Kurtass Premium Member over 4 years ago
In Rat’s case, baseball bats beat people.
socalvillaguy Premium Member over 4 years ago
Classic introvert. I’m guessing this is a cartoonist’s prerequisite.
gopher gofer over 4 years ago
so that’s why i never get invited back…
Concretionist over 4 years ago
Books don’t beat people, people with books beat people with books.
Although, if you can’t find books, you can’t beat people with books.
Yontrop over 4 years ago
Or maybe you would get invited more if you took off you hat.
Troglodyte over 4 years ago
And yet somehow, I thought Stephan would be fun at parties…!
dwane.scoty1 over 4 years ago
Pastis is a Belly-button contemplating Zen Wierdo! No wonder his wife left him!
dlkrueger33 over 4 years ago
I never even liked parties as a young person. Made it hard to socialize in college. Now? I would love to be the Alm-Uncle (from the story of Heidi) and live on top of a mountain, all alone with some goats for company. Everywhere else is too “people-y”.
Breadboard over 4 years ago
Stephan next party you get an invite to bring Larry Croc. The books will be there when you get back! … Croc Power !
c001 over 4 years ago
He is right. You can’t stabilize a shaky table with people.
mjb515 over 4 years ago
That will get you up on assault charges.
nosirrom over 4 years ago
Books beat people only if you now how to wield a book.
colddonkey over 4 years ago
Siberian Huskies beat people.
Ellis97 over 4 years ago
Comic books beat people.
MD Bear Premium Member over 4 years ago
This leaves out judging people by the books they own. “Tolkien? Good. Stephen King? Good. Tom Clancy? I’m getting a little worried here. Twilight?! FIFTY SHADES OF GREY?!!!! That’s it. I’m leaving.”
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
I agree! Rather have books than crowds of people any day!
The Brooklyn Accent over 4 years ago
Party vegetable here as well.
Ignatz Premium Member over 4 years ago
But the parties I get invited to don’t have nearly as many books as I have.
So I’m off somewhere with the cat.
belgarathmth over 4 years ago
Classic introverted behavior. I wonder if most cartoonists are introverts? I remember Bill Watterson (Calvin and Hobbes) is famously introverted, and I think Charles Shultz had a reputation for being that way most of the time as well.
belgarathmth over 4 years ago
By the way, that’s definitely me at parties as well. (I really wish we had an edit comments feature here.)
Mentor397 over 4 years ago
OMFG yes. Why can I only like this once? I’m stealing this and making Christmas cards out of this.
lv2sew over 4 years ago
Parties? What are those
dbhamm over 4 years ago
I can’t draw but I knew I had something in common with Stephan
Andrew Sleeth over 4 years ago
Wait. You mean Stacy actually lets you go out in public, Pastis?!
jel354 over 4 years ago
Surprised Rat did not draw this himself about Pastis.
SusieB over 4 years ago
I tend to be this way too. I usually have my latest book with me, so I can sneak off to read a bit. Or if it’s an EBook, I’ll just openly read it. So many people these days are scrolling on their phones, I figure what’s the difference.
tripwire45 over 4 years ago
Or plants.
Reader over 4 years ago
I like catching up with people – I would rather sit down though. I hate all the standing at parties.
Linguist over 4 years ago
My wife does enough small talking for the both of us.
I’ve never been big on “social gatherings” and parties and when not able to avoid going, park myself in a corner and “people watch” and listen.
The TM over 4 years ago
“Beat?” Don’t give Rat any ideas.
aerotica69 over 4 years ago
Yep, this one goes on the cube wall.
hanuscap over 4 years ago
Is this really true, Stephan?
scottartist creator over 4 years ago
This reminds me of one of my favorite LIFE IN HELL strips. Binky is thrown out of a party, and the house it’s in, because he wanted to read a book in the next room, and it was bringing other people down. Pacing outside, he grumbles “I can’t just shake my boogie on cue alla time…”
A.Ficionada over 4 years ago
Did anyone else notice Stephan’s hair looks kind of pink? (Apologies if this got discussed in the past.)
AaronHayes over 4 years ago
Gotta say I agree with him.
Gameguy49 Premium Member over 4 years ago
One of my high school teachers hit me on the head with a book. A BIG book.
(it didn’t help)
gorgolo_chick over 4 years ago
YUP.
StarNut Premium Member over 4 years ago
I can relate. I was at a party a few weeks ago and I wound up going to the garage (no bookshelf to browse) to get away from people until I could politely leave.
hooglah over 4 years ago
They would be texted each other….not talking. You’re better off.
tims145 over 4 years ago
If I got an invitation to a party with a bookshelf like that, I’d be grateful! Unless they’re all Rush Limbaugh books.
alexius23 over 4 years ago
Is that why Stephen writes books?
asmbeers over 4 years ago
Books don’t use social media. Books win.
marilynnbyerly over 4 years ago
There’s no shame in being an introvert. I am. But, you really need to put yourself out a bit. A few people here and there won’t kill you. You’ll be exhausted, but you’ll have done your bit as a social animal. You may also find someone you want to spend more time with.
Cameron1988 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Ain’t that the truth, Steph. That’s why I don’t go to parties. Plus I don’t drink alcohol. Not for religious reasons, or anything. That’s just my personal choice
Thehag over 4 years ago
Amen.
Gent over 4 years ago
I’m not people, Pastis. I’m a bear. You can talk to me in a party. After I’m done eating all the food there, that is.
zeexenon over 4 years ago
BOOK: Something you read that doesn’t contain any kind of battery, internet connected transceiver, nor cancer causing controversy.
JohnTheFoole over 4 years ago
Wow! Think about a party at a library!
fdtopp3 over 4 years ago
Cool dude.
Back to Big Mike over 4 years ago
Almost ANY book beats people.
bobdingus over 4 years ago
Rat is Pastis’s alter ego.
Althea Webb Premium Member over 4 years ago
Thank God for bookshelves.
TennesseeFran over 4 years ago
I always check out bookshelves at a party (and often find people doing the same to talk with) but I’m more likely to be seeking out any cat or dog to talk to.
Caldonia over 4 years ago
People wrote those books.
Gent over 4 years ago
If it’s a bad book, you can still beat your head with it.
Bob666 over 4 years ago
Where do you find a friend that hosts parties that actually has a bookshelf like that one??? Bring a backpack to the party both to return read books and to pickup some more.
Old Girl over 4 years ago
Books are our reward for having an attention span.
pchemcat over 4 years ago
I’m with Stephan on this one.
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
Unless you don’t want to interact with people, you should put a “Hi – I’m Stephen Pastis; Creator of Pearls before Swine” badge on. (And maybe people will give you some ideas for strips that don’t involve puns!)
Happy, happy, happy!!! Premium Member over 4 years ago
I’m the guy siting on the side playing with the family pet.
pekenpug over 4 years ago
I say all parties should be held at libraries…something for everyone.
dlsickels1959 over 4 years ago
Chain saw beats phone book….
Sisyphos over 4 years ago
Guess what, Cartoon-Boy. Today, I’m on your side! Back in my college days, I was an official Old Poop in my social club (fraternity).
Books beat people every time!
eladee AKA Wally over 4 years ago
Depends on the books. And the people.
NursinGenius over 4 years ago
Can beat people with books
LeonStauffer over 4 years ago
This is an accurate description of me at a party. I’ll be over there in the corner judging you by the contents of your bookshelf.
MITZI over 4 years ago
Sartre: Hell is other people.
asrialfeeple over 4 years ago
Especially hardcovers.
jdbligh over 4 years ago
“I don’t go to parties baby. People tend to freak me out.”
HaVoc about 3 years ago
Sure that isn’t me at the prom?
Totally Not a Killer Dolphin over 2 years ago
That’s me when I get tired of people. I would read the books from the start if it wasn’t being rude.
alantain 4 months ago
Thank god! I’m not the only one! It’s just a shame that most people don’t own books.