Looks Good on Paper by Dan Collins for November 08, 2019

Nothing thanks i just lost my appetite.

I was going to order eggs, but my stomach was already scrambled.

‘Whatever you do, just don’t act out the acronym for this restaurant!’ (Hopping could put out an eye.)

More like flapjacks.

Hooters waitresses 40 years later…

Dan, how did you get up there on that stool.

Why, is that Li’l Dan sittin’ at the counter?

Sorry but I don’t understand why this is funny. Old women with large breasts working in a pancake house. ??

No age discrimination in hiring at this place!

In Canada, they call those “beaver tails.”

“Check, please!”

The proprietor didn’t care for sunny side up eggs but preferred hard-boiled, now that he is older he has to settle for flapjacks.

Imagine what it’s like at the Awful Waffle House?

Some folk refer to sagging breasts as “pancake tits.” (No doubt the people who use that term have perfect, flawless bodies that will never show the effects of time and gravity.) I suspect that’s the point of the joke.

Another one for the reason of the name of the comic.