Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for November 21, 2019

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    Liverlips McCracken Premium Member over 4 years ago

    On the up side, you can legitimately say that your son is honest with you.

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    juncarlo  over 4 years ago

    Only in your dreams, fool.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    It’s one thing to be stupid, but another to let people KNOW you’re stupid…

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    VTX1800F  over 4 years ago

    another reason NOT to have children. I / We never did.

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    The Reader Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Dream on!

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    clayusmcret Premium Member over 4 years ago

    I plan for my very last quarter to pay for the phone call for the coroner to come and pick me up. Started with nothing; happy to end with nothing.

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    BearsDown Premium Member over 4 years ago

    People make terrible pets. Many born into a life of ease don’t live very long.

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    gopher gofer  over 4 years ago

    wow, that was my dream, too…

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    Zykoic  over 4 years ago

    Can you write me a check as an advance from your will?

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    If you follow your dream to often, she’ll get a restraining order.

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    rscorchio  over 4 years ago

    Migrant mentality.

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