Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal by Zach Weinersmith for November 10, 2019
November 09, 2019
November 11, 2019
Transcript:
Confession tip: Use statistics. Mom! Dad! Did you know that, in your immediate area, teen pregnancy may be as high as 100 percent?!
Darsan54 Premium Member over 4 years ago
Well, learned a couple of things in school.
PoodleGroomer over 4 years ago
It never exceeds 50%. The boys almost never get pregnant.
Ida No over 4 years ago
Tip 2: When you confess, run before they can punish you.
Randallw over 4 years ago
May be as high as 100%. Or another way to look at it, either 0% or 100%.
i_am_the_jam over 4 years ago
“The average number of skeletons inside a human body is always larger than 1.”
Night-Gaunt49[Bozo is Boffo] over 4 years ago
A 100% of females of age. Males are not counted.