Speed Bump by Dave Coverly for November 12, 2019

What a bunch of Bulova!

Does anybody still wear a watch (to keep track of the time)? I know some folks wear ’em to make a fashion statement aka show people how rich they are.

The correct time is actually two freckles past a hair.

That must have really ticked him off.

“Breaking news as we come on the air!!”

I can’t watch the news anymore. It’s either so trite or it’s about trump…I’m done

I remember John Cameron Swayze and his Timex watches. They take a licken’ and keep on ticken’.

About right way too much useless news nowadays

It’s probably more fake news. He probably misplaced his watch?

What’s the difference between a peeping Tom and a pickpocket? A pickpocket only snatches watches…

…“it is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country!”

He’s a legend in his own mind…

As Clint Eastwood would say " He is a Legend in His Own Mind ! ":-)

Does anybody really know what time it is?

The news anchor seems to have also misplaced his eyes.

I hear his voice sounding like the news anchor on Family Guy.

Now that was funny, right there !!! lmao

Kind of like the Frasier show where he got his car stolen and mentioned it on the air…and the thief called in!

This could have been Ted Baxter of WJM.