Back to B.C. by Johnny Hart for December 09, 2019

Go find a key and attach it to the string.

Then wait for a violent thunderstorm………….,

Ask Charlie Brown. Oh, wait. That’s what a kite isn’t supposed to do.

It will fly after paper or plastic is invented.

I am like a kite. Among the things I cannot do is fly.

How about it’s too heavy and the wrong shape? you’ll eventually figure it out…..

OK, well that design didn’t work. But keep at it and don’t get discouraged. Ya might wanna to study the birds – try some other materials – experiment with some different shapes and sizes… Perseverance! Alternatively, figure out just what useful purpose the thing you already have made can be used for. Boat anchor? Door stop? Tie together another one or two and invent a bolo for dinosaurs? Endless possibilities just waiting to be found!

Perhaps he’ll write a bad check on it.

It’s a detector for locating kite-eating trees…

Neither did Charlie Brown’s kite fly. this is the prototype.

At least a square stone can be turned, with a LiTtLe effort.