(Old joke, or classic joke, take your pick) There is no silence so loud as when an atheist sneezes.
I wrote this a week or two ago on another strip, it bears repeating:
A few weeks back on a day when it was raining very hard, my wife went in to work and said she felt like Noah. Someone there smirked and said, “You Christians and your stories”. I told her she should have replied, “You Atheists and your theories”.
Bishop Fulton Sheen circa 1950’s..“An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.” On the other hand, how do we explain Prez. Bonespurs?
mddshubby2005 over 4 years ago
Hail, Caesar!
pschearer Premium Member over 4 years ago
As good a proof of the existence of God as any.
Say What Now‽ Premium Member over 4 years ago
When it rains on the believer’s, that means there is no God.
Jeff0811 over 4 years ago
(Old joke, or classic joke, take your pick) There is no silence so loud as when an atheist sneezes.
I wrote this a week or two ago on another strip, it bears repeating:
A few weeks back on a day when it was raining very hard, my wife went in to work and said she felt like Noah. Someone there smirked and said, “You Christians and your stories”. I told her she should have replied, “You Atheists and your theories”.
J Quest over 4 years ago
Revenge is a diss best served cold…
Melki Premium Member over 4 years ago
Yet . . . He’ll twiddle his thumbs while Christians are being gunned down in their houses of worship? I’ll take the sleet, thank you.
Radish the wordsmith over 4 years ago
I, the LORD your God, am a jealous God, punishing the children for the sin of the parents.
bxclent Premium Member over 4 years ago
that’s just sad
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
I think sleet should be thrown on all the self proclaimed CHRISTIANS WHO FOLLOW THE RAT AND HIS MERRY BAND OF MISFITS
Walrus Gumbo Premium Member over 4 years ago
And what denomination (superstition) are you?
buckman-j over 4 years ago
Bishop Fulton Sheen circa 1950’s..“An atheist is a person who has no invisible means of support.” On the other hand, how do we explain Prez. Bonespurs?
gammaguy over 4 years ago
“Revenge is sleet.”
Snow big deal.
Judy Saint Premium Member over 4 years ago
Oh, so ebola, starvation, floods, hurricanes, malaria, and so on are revenge? Or are those all just for fun?
paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago
“I don’t believe in atheism.”
— Hawkeye, M*A*S*H
Also from M*A*S*H:
Mulcahy (after a moment of silent prayer in which Klinger joined by bowing his head): “Klinger, I thought you were an atheist.”
Klinger: “Gave it up for Lent.”
paullp Premium Member over 4 years ago
I might become a believer if I saw any proof that God actually does this - punishes non-believers and, conversely, rewards believers.
Nicole ♫ ⊱✿ ◕‿◕✿⊰♫ Premium Member over 4 years ago
I live Miami so as an atheist I’m satisfied.