The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 14, 2019

Life is so easy for mayflies.

“That she goes to hell, I will live every hour of my life as if it were the last.”

Just put the check in the mail. Problem solved.

Yeah, but it’ll seem like a lifetime!

Now this is what you call “a quicky”

I wonder how the “time out corner” works.

“That female will be the death of me”!

The bad news is she laid 3000 eggs.

Life’s too short, I know, I know but that’s the best deal I can get…

Well if you wait 7 hours to sign you won’t have to pay anything!

Shouldn’t the lawyer be a maggot?

I think there’s some more bad news you’ve left out.

Just send me your bill.

The bad news is you and I will be dead before this meeting is over.

I’ll show her. I’m going to buy a gun and… Oh wait. I’ll never survive the waiting period.

Actually they lay eggs before swarming and dying.

His Law Library is a postcard, and his diploma is the stamp.

At least you’re not a Cicada — seventeen years child support!