The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for November 11, 2019

“…you hockey puck!” ;)

Next time look in the mirror before you leave the bin….

Was it an accident? Or was he just following his mother’s advice to always look up in life.

I remember the original Mr. Potato Head before the safety police stepped in. It was plastic eyes, noses, mouths, hats, etc. on plastic spikes. No plastic potato! Your mom would give you a real potato or zucchini, etc. to play with.

That accident is understandable kid, you’re blind as a banana without your eyes.

So instead he’s looking down his nose at you.

Roll my “I´s”? Its hard enough to roll my “R´s” as it is.

If you keep back talking, I’ll remove your mouth!

wish I could use that excuse

Well, their faces could freeze like that if not careful.

Just turn one around and go for that crazy look.

She’s boiling mad.

So fix them, stupid.

Next time put one in upside down and the other the right way! And if you have a tongue that sticks out sideways put that in too!

The french fry set comes with a beret.

Stompin’ Tom Connors ;)

Damn your eyes!

Always trouble, little Bud the spud.

Which kind of eyes is she talking about? It’s confusing with potatoes.

At least, he’s keeping his eyes peeled, and shouldn’t be tripping over anything. He doesn’t want to skin anything.