Went to my doctor once. I had a rash on my body. He looked at it and began to write a prescription. I asked “What is it?” He looked up and replied “Either secondary syphilis or rosacea.” Then he went back to silently writing. Great joke.
The doctor was looking at the X-Ray and I asked him, “What do you see”? As he kept on looking at the X-Ray as he said in French to me. I see bones. I see gizzards and bones. And a few kidney stones. Among the lovely bones. I see hips. And a few paper clips. Three Asparagus tips. Among the lovely bones. Alan Sherman.
garcoa over 4 years ago
Either that or you will die in the next 30 minutes. Let’s just wait and see, it is probably coffee.
Doug Taylor Premium Member over 4 years ago
It’s a Junior Mint…
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
Oy!
DanFlak over 4 years ago
The doctor once showed me n X-ray of my knee. I asked if I could have two 8 by 10s and a dozen wallet size.
wrloftis over 4 years ago
I’m guessing that Angelique put the dark shadow there using witchcraft.
KEA over 4 years ago
at least it doesn’t indicate Lampington’s Lesions
DCBakerEsq over 4 years ago
It was a mocha-chino latte half caf decaf with a shot of Jack.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
Perhaps we should consult an expert.
Malcome1 over 4 years ago
Never mind the dark shadow, it’s the lighter spots you worry about. Xray films are negatives.
David Huie Green LosersBlameOthers&It'sYOURfault over 4 years ago
This is the way your world ends,
Not with a bang, but a coffee stain.
Zykoic over 4 years ago
Went to my doctor once. I had a rash on my body. He looked at it and began to write a prescription. I asked “What is it?” He looked up and replied “Either secondary syphilis or rosacea.” Then he went back to silently writing. Great joke.
The ointment worked just fine…..
Jim Kerner over 4 years ago
The doctor was looking at the X-Ray and I asked him, “What do you see”? As he kept on looking at the X-Ray as he said in French to me. I see bones. I see gizzards and bones. And a few kidney stones. Among the lovely bones. I see hips. And a few paper clips. Three Asparagus tips. Among the lovely bones. Alan Sherman.
Trubix over 4 years ago
Uhhh … this one’s a repeat!!