The outcome (I’m sad to report)/ was what you’d expect from such “sport”/ for her diaphragm broke/ and condemned the poor bloke/ to a lifetime of child support…
. . . These are last night’s standings for “Mike Lester’s Limerick Challenge”! Please, let me know if there are any corrections? Tks! :)
This is the FINAL day to submit your limerick(s)! To be fair, this challenge will close at mid-night. Please, review these past week’s limericks and comment, which one, that you like best and who should win? In case of a tie, then Mr. Lester will determine the “winner”! The “winner” will receive the “bragging rights”, that he “out limerick” everyone this week!
1. Mike Lester opened this challenge earlier this week and he has four points!
2. “Call me Ishmael” has provided many good limericks and has 11 points!
3. “tgercl” has one point.
4. “VictoryRider” has three points and we hope that he is feeling better?
5. “Zebrastripes” has one point.
6. “Linguist” has seven points!
7. “gnome-20PETE20” has four points.
8. “P51Strega” has one point.
This challenge ends at midnight. Please, let me know, if I missed anyone? Readers are requested to review the five days of these funny limericks and let us know which you think is the best? You will have the final say in selecting the winner on Saturday, until midnight. Questions and comments are welcomed! If, you haven’t seen Mike’s personal note from Wednesday, please take a moment to read it? I will post the results on Sunday and again on Monday! This has been amusing! Thanks! :)
They were “knocking one off”, during lunch/ when her panties got into a bunch/ and disaster ensued/ (both ended up screwed !)/ when he “entered” the three hole punch…
dwane.scoty1 over 4 years ago
Talk about putting off laundry day!
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
He’s come up in ranks…always running behind though.
VictoryRider over 4 years ago
About this pair Bill and Nance.
It might have been love at first glance.
But no one knew how,
(He should have taken a bow)
he wound up stuck in her pants.
gnome over 4 years ago
Bill and Nance where doing the dance/ no one was suppose to know/ all was well/ no one could tell/ till bill was caught in her pants
Linguist over 4 years ago
I’m sure that back in the day, the last place Bill wanted to be caught by Hil, was in Nancy’s pants.
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
The outcome (I’m sad to report)/ was what you’d expect from such “sport”/ for her diaphragm broke/ and condemned the poor bloke/ to a lifetime of child support…
MDMom over 4 years ago
. . . These are last night’s standings for “Mike Lester’s Limerick Challenge”! Please, let me know if there are any corrections? Tks! :)
This is the FINAL day to submit your limerick(s)! To be fair, this challenge will close at mid-night. Please, review these past week’s limericks and comment, which one, that you like best and who should win? In case of a tie, then Mr. Lester will determine the “winner”! The “winner” will receive the “bragging rights”, that he “out limerick” everyone this week!
1. Mike Lester opened this challenge earlier this week and he has four points!
2. “Call me Ishmael” has provided many good limericks and has 11 points!
3. “tgercl” has one point.
4. “VictoryRider” has three points and we hope that he is feeling better?
5. “Zebrastripes” has one point.
6. “Linguist” has seven points!
7. “gnome-20PETE20” has four points.
8. “P51Strega” has one point.
This challenge ends at midnight. Please, let me know, if I missed anyone? Readers are requested to review the five days of these funny limericks and let us know which you think is the best? You will have the final say in selecting the winner on Saturday, until midnight. Questions and comments are welcomed! If, you haven’t seen Mike’s personal note from Wednesday, please take a moment to read it? I will post the results on Sunday and again on Monday! This has been amusing! Thanks! :)
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
I’m not one took look askance/ at a young couple’s office romance/ but sex on a desk/ is a ghastly burlesque/ when a stapler gets caught in her pants…
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
They were “knocking one off”, during lunch/ when her panties got into a bunch/ and disaster ensued/ (both ended up screwed !)/ when he “entered” the three hole punch…
Call me Ishmael over 4 years ago
Had enough yet ?
Linguist over 4 years ago
@MDMom
I didn’t know I was running/my forte’s really in punning/ But I have a few tricks/ about limericks/ call me a Linguist who’s cunning.