Peanuts by Charles Schulz for December 12, 2019

I don’t know why Snoopys saying that about Woodstock

That’s a terrible thing to say about your second best friend! (assuming CB’s first)

Don’t jump to conclusions, Snoopy.

Why don’t you get him a gift. Snoopy?

He’s your friend. If he’s nondescript, then describe him.

Or a nondescript, nobody person.

Same thing for a nondescript beagle, Snoopy.

At least he’s not a turkey (somebody had to say it).

Aw Snoopy; then you should get your best friend a Christmas present or two!

Well, yeah, the tradition of filling the heads of our tiny, trusting offspring with nonsense about Santa Claus is a peculiarly human madness, let’s be honest. Woodstock’s best out of it.

Kind of cruel to be saying all that about your “best” friend!

It’s a good thing some humans like to spoil the birds then :)

He’s a real nowhere bird

Sitting on Snoop’s nowhere house

Making all his nowhere plans for nobirdie

Maybe you should try being a bit generous, Snoopy?

nobody????

“It may be, that in the sight of Heaven, you are more worthless and less fit to live than millions like this poor man’s child.” Charles Dickens

Woodstock is not a nobody bird!

How can he be a nobody when he has Snoopy for a friend?

Behold the fowls of the air: for they sow not, neither. do they reap, nor gather into barns; yet your heavenly Father feedeth them. — Matthew 6:26

This one just makes me . . . sad, very sad.

How does Snoopy think without Woodstock hearing him? Isn’t that how they communicate?

stikes me that being a nobody bird is really good at christmas! ask the turkey, duck, goose!

Snoopy has got this wrong this time. Woodstock is a darling feathered character in this strip.

“Right, more birdseed for Banana Nose…”

Woodstock is definitely not a tiny, nondescript, nobody bird. Every bird is lovable.