Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for November 07, 2019

And it’s a GIRL mouse!!!

“for 1 thing dear, there’s an outhouse nest to the mouse hole.”

If it was a city mouse, there would be a bidet next to the mouse hole.

A mouse with a contractor?

You might call it a gut feeling.

If it is a true outhouse, you have a hole in the floor as well.

Does it cover a hole in the floor?

These are the kind you tip over on the door while someone is in there!

An indoor outhouse!

This is the time of year when the mice move into the garage, where they encounter the lure of the peanut butter, followed very shortly by the light at the end of a mousy tunnel.

PS: If I could convince them to use a porto-potty, I might be a little less obsessive about keeping them out. Maybe.

Watching a mouse ‘go’ (as it were) would be most interesting. No it wouldn’t.

“Froggy went a-courtin’ and ah he did ride, k-k-k-crambone!”

The rental fees on the port-a-potty were just too high.

My mom use to tel us how they had the ‘honey dippers’ in each year to clean out the septic tank. I’ve often wondered how one latched on to that professional calling.

I do believe that’s an OUTHOUSE! oooh $hit!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y5OmwOyOWac

What, no Matchbox car up on blocks?

I’m a city boy and not privy to such knowledge.

Moon…over Miami….

At some point they’ll need to call Rothschild’s Sewage and Septic Sucking Services.

Nah. Just a Californian mouse on a well system…

Where’s the itsy-bitsy Sears Catalog? Okay, so Sears doesn’t do catalogs anymore. . .there’s plenty of “designer” catalogs. . .

Ethel and Ed have a new pet

Beats finding mouse poops all over.

I would have made a miniature Nashville. Now that’s country!

There are some REALLY great ides for a mouse village. . .uh. . .neighborhood here. It would be as entertaining as Shoe’s Treetops.

Well, squeak, y’all…

That’s terrible!

Everything was so different back in the days of outhouses. My grandmother left a memoir with a tale of the time her father had built a new outhouse. It was upscale, with one hole for the adults and a smaller one for the children. He was so proud of his handiwork. One night shortly after, he came bursting through the door saying he couldn’t find the calf but he could hear it. His wife said “Well it’s not in here!”. Turns out the calf’s head was stuck in the childrens’ hole in the outhouse. It had to be sawed out by hand. So much for the new design!

If you don’t have a lime, can you use a lemon?

“A country Mouse” ? I was waiting to hear guitar strumming sounds, or the sound of stirrups being dragged on the ground!

Just a wild guess. ;)

Love those cartoon mice. Like smaller, furrier versions of humans.

Wait until the next time they go down into the Basement.

The Hole under the MouseHouse has to go Somewhere…

I wonder how the neighbors below feel about a country mouse living above them.