Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 30, 2019

Little Fink is a big stingy.

Plaster the castle with rotten eggs and wrap it in tp.

Hey, moat monster got to eat too.

Fink doesn’t want to share his candy corn, licorice, carmel-candied apples, and hard apple cider.

Or they could just turn off all the lights and pretend they are asleep.

seriously…who would want to trick or treat at Fink’s castle, anyway?

The richer they are the cheaper they get! PTUI!

Are they the teenagers who don’t even bother with costumes? If so, then I’m with the king on this.

And while you’re at it: CANCEL CHRISTMAS! (One of Alan Rickman’s best lines ever!)

What a FINK. No wonder he is the king of all the Id-iots.

The kids ought to TP the castle. Not because there are no treats, but just because it’s there.

they are calling for a wet cold stormy night where I live for Halloween. I work in a bulk food store that sells a lot of candy so we can’t “run out” in a mall that publicises that we give out candy to trick or treaters. We might break our record of giving out 200 lbs of candy this year.

Nice! Don’t forget the cauldron of boiling caramel stationed above the drawbridge gate!

Douse the torches!

I guess it takes the Wiz to double the moat monsters immediately.

Must be the Hun’s kids again

He believes in being the giver of both tricks and treats.

I react the same way on Halloween night.

King the cheapo.

You leave me no option. Tricks it is!