Jeff Stahler for October 20, 2019

Quite a delay on this one.

Takes both sides of every issue.

Round and round the smelly orange blog goes and where he stops NOBODY knows (certainly not himself, absolutely not his “handlers” or “psychophants” or whatever they’re called, and completely, utterly everyone else, though we are at least able to see that regardless of what he says, his intention is for his own aggrandizement and nothing about his oath of office.)

(Yes, I know that how to spell sycophant)

You cut the cycle short; the next step is he didn’t say it (FAKE NEWS). Then he did say it, but it was “perfect”.

Then it was distorted by “The Failing New York Times”, and then Mullah Mike Pence says that he REALLY meant something totally opposite to what everyone believed that Pompeo SAID that they thought he said, but that was before Rabid Rudy contradicted the denial of the reversal of trump’s contradiction of the reversal of the tweet that someone MUST have hacked into the system to have sent out because trump would NEVER have said that because it’s opposite to what Vlad told him to say before denying what really happened!

Clear now???

If only this were true.

To paraphrase Orange Blossom’s (in)famous quote on health care; “Nobody knew that being president could be so complicated.”

Old men pass gas.. trump passes tweets.. but they are just as foul.

Dust Devil: a column of hot air that spins violently while rising carrying with it a lot of obscuring dust. See also: Donald Trump.

Trump is in maximum spin mode now. He’s spewing bad names for people at a prodigious rate and is making more and more ridiculous claims to divert us from the fact that he allegedly attempted to extort a foreign power to interfere with a U.S. election.

He is hoping that we will not keep our eye on the ball and will strike out.

Buttercup runs a maze of his own devising, which means it changes direction every few seconds according to whim. He doesn’t know where he is and neither do we, but he doesn’t care. He was given too much, way too early, and still thinks he can play with life as if he were a child with new toys. Unfortunately, his ‘minders’ were no better brought up than he was. He’s a sad example of the results of excess.

Create the problem, back off and claim to solved the problem, demand praise for solving the problem. It works for Tiny!

What a wingnut…easily spun in both directions with little pressure….

I fear that after he leaves the Whitehouse (O Happy Day!) – we’ll discover he hocked AirForceOne for venture capital.

In his book, “The Rise and Fall of the Third Reich”, Shirer explains that he was fortunate to have access to the official documents of the fallen empire.

I wonder what a future historian will do with Trump Tweets.

I read the book in my early 20’s because I wanted to know how the inmates took over the asylum. Now I know from first hand experience. The Reichstag thought they could control Hitler just like the Republican Party thought they could control Trump. Both were wrong.

Definition of the split second