The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 29, 2019

And still… Red Buttons – never got a dinner.

Quick! Get the emergency bread!!!

No, there’s no misunderstanding. Friars are bad.

What is it today? I follow 11 comic strips and 3 of them are about Frankenstein creatures, and 2 of them are about vampires. (None of them in the context off Halloween.)

That’s funny!!

I do prefer Broilers myself…

And they thought they would have him in stitches, and they do, in a way!

It sounded like a good idea at the time…..runnnnnn

They brought too much heat and torched him instead.

But Foster Brooks funny!!

“Quick! Queue up ‘Puttin on the Ritz’!”

A visitor came to a monastery and wound up in the kitchen, where a robed and tonsured man was cooking potatoes in oil. “Are you the friar?”, the visitor asked. “No,” said the man. “I’m the chip monk.” I’ll see myself out

Tuck one away for later.

Surprised Frankie would even show up to an event with “roast” in the title…

On the other hand, fryers good.

Is this a roast of Dr. Frankenstein, or his creature?

Yeah, that last joke – "take my brain, please! – got to the monster.

He should know. He was portrayed by Peter Boil.

He doesn’t like ‘roasts’!!!

Maybe they’re antisemitic.

Monk-ee see, monk—ee do……..

Very clever!

what a horror show…