When I was a child, I had a battery powered tank. Every time it ran into something, it would change direction. The direction was random just like the current occupier of the White House.
Trump’s “great and unmatched wisdom” likes to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. From The New Yorker: WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “once-in-a-lifetime incredible deal,” Donald Trump on Friday offered recently-escaped ISIS fighters a group rate at the Trump National Doral Miami.“I am giving ISIS a group rate that entitles them to the full run of the golf course, the spa, you name it,” he said. “This is going to make the ISIS people very, very happy.”The fighters can qualify for the group rate by presenting proof of ISIS membership and their recently freed status, Trump said.Trump declined to say whether he would extend the same group rate to Kurdish fighters in Syria. “I’m not a fan of the Kurds,” he said. “Where were the Kurds in 1776 when George Washington took control of the British airports?”Shortly after Trump made the offer to ISIS, however, the group’s leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, issued a lukewarm response.“We’ve read some not-so-great things about the Doral on TripAdvisor,” Baghdadi said. “If we wanted to go to a golf resort, we’d pick one that doesn’t have bed bugs." /s
RAGs over 4 years ago
With his head up his butt, reverse is more natural for him.
Dtroutma over 4 years ago
The French battle tank! Perfect for Bonespurs.
Daeder over 4 years ago
It’s the same gear he uses for his domestic policies.
Concretionist over 4 years ago
It only goes in random directions.
Truth is, the sign on the tank is misspelled: Anderson put “policy” into it, and there’s absolutely none of that in this administration.
gnome over 4 years ago
… a rapid advance to the rear…
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
What a disgrace to America….Chooooch chooooch (Italian )
Masterskrain Premium Member over 4 years ago
What an @$$hole. Period.
RonnieAThompson Premium Member over 4 years ago
When I was a child, I had a battery powered tank. Every time it ran into something, it would change direction. The direction was random just like the current occupier of the White House.
Monchoxyz over 4 years ago
Is he waving the white flag?
martens over 4 years ago
I note that both Nick Anderson and Kal are now associated with Counterpoint. You can read about it (and how to access it) at:
https://news.editorialcartoonists.com/aaec/2019/06/want-political-cartoons-counterpoint-is-here.html
Bookworm over 4 years ago
Trump’s favorite military hero, General Jubilation T. Cornpone.
Ally2005 over 4 years ago
Trump’s “great and unmatched wisdom” likes to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory. From The New Yorker: WASHINGTON (The Borowitz Report)—Calling it a “once-in-a-lifetime incredible deal,” Donald Trump on Friday offered recently-escaped ISIS fighters a group rate at the Trump National Doral Miami.“I am giving ISIS a group rate that entitles them to the full run of the golf course, the spa, you name it,” he said. “This is going to make the ISIS people very, very happy.”The fighters can qualify for the group rate by presenting proof of ISIS membership and their recently freed status, Trump said.Trump declined to say whether he would extend the same group rate to Kurdish fighters in Syria. “I’m not a fan of the Kurds,” he said. “Where were the Kurds in 1776 when George Washington took control of the British airports?”Shortly after Trump made the offer to ISIS, however, the group’s leader, Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi, issued a lukewarm response.“We’ve read some not-so-great things about the Doral on TripAdvisor,” Baghdadi said. “If we wanted to go to a golf resort, we’d pick one that doesn’t have bed bugs." /s
wolfiiig over 4 years ago
A Stable Genius brought low by a third-rate politician (and an icky girl)!