Herman by Jim Unger for October 31, 2019

With a hand that large, you will never make a good or even bad pick-pocket, just the worse.

Maybe he can go steal merchandise from Costco.

Look for BIG pockets.

Maybe he should stick to picking cargo pants pockets.

Is there such a thing as hand reductions?

I knew a guy whose hands were so large, he could palm a bowling ball.

They don’t call him Fumble Fingers Fanguzzi for nothin’ !

Methinks the secret is to do it in a crowded room. And not in front of a camera.

Maybe he could take up playing the piano.

Might be able to make money on the street doing “slap box” fighting…

Well he’s good at something, he’s good at getting caught.

People claim prison is a college for criminals…but all the professors have already flunked the proficiency test.

Going by his prisoner number, he’s been in there a long time (or it’s a new prison). If he hasn’t faced the fact yet, he never will.

He looks to be a rather handy fellow.