Shoe by Gary Brookins and Susie MacNelly for November 05, 2019

You have to pay him more.

My plumber told me my bill was $400 plus a NEW CAR!!!

But it’s YOUR money.

Butt crack is free …

If you can get one to show up.

Call a lawyer instead.

Got my water heater replaced. Installation was as much as the heater.

Butt they’re not as fun to watch.

A kid dressed as a plumber showed up at my house last night asking for candy.

that joke cracked me up. Now I’m feeling flushed. I’m going to have to seat myself.

Considering the difficult and often dirty job plumbers do, sometimes I think they do not get paid enough!

How ’bout a lawyer ?

Don’t " Hack" on plumbers – I learned to do plumbing a long time ago and have kept it a secret – I have most of the tools I need and my own work has passed city inspections.. but I have No desire to put up with “friends and Neighbors” who want a job done cheap…

Or watch a pro athlete playing sports!

I mostly watch the game shows that require some degree of knowledge as well as luck. Though I will admit to being a BIG Hollywood Squares fan. Loved Paul Lynne and Wally Cox.

Game shows? How about reality shows, like that one at a pawn shop? Don’t you love watching people getting ripped off by those guys? THINKING: “Hmmm, a Elvis CD with his signature. Probably worth $100,000.” SAYING: “I’ll give you ten bucks for it.”