Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 21, 2019

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    Jeff0811  over 4 years ago

    If a person places more importance on financial health rather than physical health, they deserve to be miserable. I wonder if, for this guy, a sense of relief at not having had a heart attack ever entered the picture. He’s probably the kind of guy that gripes about having to buy low dose aspirin now in order to prevent a future heart attack. (“Why take Aspirin if I don’t have a headache?”)

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    PoodleGroomer  over 4 years ago

    You don’t get to keep the EKG scope after a heart attack. You don’t get to keep the diagnostic scope when your car doesn’t start.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 4 years ago

    About 11 years ago, I went to the hospital with chest pains, and was told I’d had a heart attack – but then they weren’t sure.

    This led to an MRI, a CT scan, a nuclear stress test, an ultrasound stress test, an angiogram, an intravenous ultrasound, and some other stuff I can’t remember. End result: I had no heart attack and (despite a lifetime of sausage adoration and the like) all arteries are clean as a whistle. All is good.

    Until I applied for life insurance and was denied because of “excessive testing” – no matter what said testing showed. Insurance companies are, plain and simple, evil.

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    Algolei I  over 4 years ago

    There’s more than one way a heart attack can present. Merely surviving a heart attack does not make one an expert on recognising someone else’s symptoms.

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    Concretionist  over 4 years ago

    I sincerely hope that in a couple, maybe three or four years, this ’toon is outdated because going to the immediate care clinic is the obvious  thing to do, and costs only a minimum co-pay (waived if you have the blue card).

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