One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving… seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”
The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”
Satan asked, “Aren’t you afraid of me?”
“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”
The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.”
WhatsTheJoke over 4 years ago
Roving enforcer for PG&E ‘convincing’ the public to turn off their electricity.
Yakety Sax over 4 years ago
One Sunday morning, everyone in one bright, beautiful, tiny town got up early and went to the local church.
Before the services started, the towns people were sitting in their pews and talking about their lives, their families, etc. Suddenly, Satan appeared at the front of the church. Everyone started screaming and running for the front entrance, trampling each other in a frantic effort to get away from evil incarnate.
Soon everyone was evacuated from the church, except for one elderly gentleman who sat calmly in his pew, not moving… seemingly oblivious to the fact that God’s ultimate enemy was in his presence. Now this confused Satan a bit, so he walked up to the man and said, “Don’t you know who I am?”
The man replied, “Yep, sure do.”
Satan asked, “Aren’t you afraid of me?”
“Nope, sure ain’t,” said the man.
Satan was a little perturbed at this and queried, “Why aren’t you afraid of me?”
The man calmly replied, “Been married to your sister for over 48 years.”
constantine48 over 4 years ago
He’s Ozzy Osborne?
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
Ozzy must’ve started living right. This is quite an improvement.
Plods with ...™ over 4 years ago
Nice – Flight 1013. I see what you did there.
pekenpug over 4 years ago
Harley, You’re too gullible. Even I can turn off a lamp, and I’m merely an old hag.
dimndno over 4 years ago
I see George is visiting Harley. Will we see TNT next week?
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
So that’s all he can do?