Peanuts by Charles Schulz for January 25, 1976

Transcript:

Linus stands on the field holding a snowball. Lucy walks out of the house.<BR><BR> She walks pass Linus, who looks innocently up in the sky. She stops and thinks,"<BR><BR> She walks back to him and exclaims,"Life is full of choices!" She says,"You may choose, if you so wish, to throw that snowball at me..."<BR><BR> She spreads her hands and continues,"You also may choose, if you so wish, not to throw that snowball at me..."<BR><BR> She leans forward at him and shouts,"Now, if you choose to throw that snowball at me, I will pound you right into the ground!"<BR><BR> She walks off concluding,"If you choose not to throw that snowball at me, your head will be spared."<BR><BR> Linus tosses the snowball and says,"Life is full of choices, but you never get any!"<BR><BR>