Peanuts by Charles Schulz for June 29, 1975

Transcript:

Peppermint Patty and Charlie Brown sit lean against a tree. Peppermint Patty sighs.<BR><BR> She asks, "Know any good rules for living, Chuck?" Charlie Brown answers, "Keep the ball low."<BR><BR> He continues, "Don't leave your crayons in the sun, use dental floss every day, give four weeks notice when ordering a change of address and don't spill the shoe polish!"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown continues, "Always knock before entering, don't let the ants get in the sugar, never volunteer to be program chairman, always get your first serve in..."<BR><BR> Snoopy walks up with his bowl in his mouth. Charlie Brown says, "And feed your dog when he's hungry."<BR><BR> Peppermint Patty asks, "Will those rules give me a better life, Chuck?"<BR><BR> Charlie Brown walks away with Snoopy, saying, "A better life and a fatter dog."<BR><BR>