Peanuts by Charles Schulz for November 11, 1973

Transcript:

Lucy kneels on the gorund, holding a football. She asks Charlie Brown, "Do you like jokes and riddles?" "I guess so...Why?"<BR><BR> "I have a riddle for you, Charlie Brown...What are the three things in life that are certain?" "Death and taxes!!" Charlie Brown replies, lifting a finger.<BR><BR> Lucy lifts the football: "That's only two..." she points out. Charlie Brown leans his head on his fist. "You're right...hmm...I know what the third one is, but I just can't seem to think...Don't tell me..."<BR><BR> "Rats! I seem to have a mental block or something..." Charlie Brown says as he walks away.<BR><BR> Lucy sings as Charlie Brown races towards the ball. He says, "It's so aggravating when you're trying to think of something, and you..."<BR><BR> "Now I remember!" calls Charlie Brown as he sails into the air. Lucy has pulled away the football.<BR><BR> WHAM! He lands flat on his back with a thud.<BR><BR> Lucy stands over him and comments, "It was so obvious, Charlie Brown!"<BR><BR>