The Argyle Sweater by Scott Hilburn for October 22, 2019

“Friend, if you can see your way clear…”

Where can I get a Smashing Pumpkins mug?

Be the kindest cut of all!

Eye-yi-yi!

Old saying..“the eyes have it”

All is not lost. There’s always the pumpkin spice option.

Awwww! Poor pumpkin…his last resort was to beg….so seedy and hollow….

If he thinks he’ll get any help that way, he’s out of his gourd.

Poor choice of mug to use. Someone might take those words to heart.

At which point does a pumpkin become a jack-o-lantern?

How did the mouth and nose get there, but not the eyes?

I guess he couldn’t find the carving kit he had, and he was doing all right with the one he had, at least accuracy wise.

Needs to see the light.

BRING FORTH THE PUMPKIN CANNONS! (you have to imagine the booming voice, you can only get so much out of text.

What about money for a candle?

Not to worry, a guy in a Cadillac picks him up at 4:00 and they go home to the suburbs.

He’s just going to spend it at the local tavern getting pie eyed.

Do not wait for Congress! Sometimes we gotta do things for ourselves.

Try standing other end up and see if that helps.