Well at least it wasn’t the whole pie. Still….Ew.Ok, How many of you would catch those ’ronis in midair and scarf ’em down? And how many would eat the Cheese off the sleeve? Commme Onnn.
If you are so hungry that you must eat RIGHT NOW, stop the car, preferably exit the car, eat, then re-enter the car and continue driving.
You know, most places have “hands free driving” laws now for a very good reason: operating a couple of tons of machinery at more than a mile a minute demands attention.
If you choose to divide your attention between the road and a snack, do it “on a closed circuit” and not on a public roadway, where others may suffer the effects of your gluttony.
In my early work years, I used to have to drive from one mainframe customer to the next most of the day. Lunch was usually eating in the car while driving after going through a drive-through. Experience led me to settle on the Quarter Pounder with Cheese as my preferred driving food. The Whopper would spill all over your tie and shirt when one handing it, but the cheese in the quarter pounder glued all the onions and stuff together, and the bun was stiff enough to not spill the contents. You just had to be careful about the ketchup.
TheDOCTOR over 4 years ago
Well at least it wasn’t the whole pie. Still….Ew.Ok, How many of you would catch those ’ronis in midair and scarf ’em down? And how many would eat the Cheese off the sleeve? Commme Onnn.
allen@home over 4 years ago
Sadly i have done something like this.
AlanM over 4 years ago
I hate it when my mouse skids on a slice of pepperoni.
WoodstockJack over 4 years ago
Or driving!
If you are so hungry that you must eat RIGHT NOW, stop the car, preferably exit the car, eat, then re-enter the car and continue driving.
You know, most places have “hands free driving” laws now for a very good reason: operating a couple of tons of machinery at more than a mile a minute demands attention.
If you choose to divide your attention between the road and a snack, do it “on a closed circuit” and not on a public roadway, where others may suffer the effects of your gluttony.
Stevefk over 4 years ago
This is just plain silly, no matter how you slice it!
Buck B over 4 years ago
Could this have been based on personal experience?
RobinHood over 4 years ago
He’s got the new state of the art Zakour – Roberts Monitor, surprised Rita would spring for that baby.
Roy Lamberton over 4 years ago
Worse when you spill your beer on the keyboard (in your HOME office)
gileshead over 4 years ago
stop eating when you’re not hungry!
craigwestlake over 4 years ago
And imagine just how complete his day will be when he discovers they painted his chair…
Retired engineer over 4 years ago
In my early work years, I used to have to drive from one mainframe customer to the next most of the day. Lunch was usually eating in the car while driving after going through a drive-through. Experience led me to settle on the Quarter Pounder with Cheese as my preferred driving food. The Whopper would spill all over your tie and shirt when one handing it, but the cheese in the quarter pounder glued all the onions and stuff together, and the bun was stiff enough to not spill the contents. You just had to be careful about the ketchup.