Jeff Stahler for October 09, 2019

Dictator Donald only cares about Trump and Putin.

Prick or Tweet!

Of course he’s not: He doesn’t understand social norms or anything else that’s not entirely about him. He has learned to fake some of it pretty well, but you can watch when he goes off script and see it for yourself.

Buttercup is scary enough without the mask. He even scares relatively normal adults.

The lights at the White House just went off..

Obviously The Velveeta Voldemort has never heard that “Obstruction of Justice” is a FELONY….

Yes, he is. He’s passing out pumpkin spice flavored Juuls.

The word should be out in the neighborhood, just don’t go to that house.

Imagine if you could trick or treat at the White House. You’d have to give out full size candy bars or antifa will TP the trees and they’d be cleaning egg off the building for a month :P

I live so far off the road that we never get trick or treaters. I buy full size candy bars that I like because I don’t want them to go to waste :P Actually, I eat one and my wife takes the rest to work where they promptly disappear.

I am proud to be an American because we are untrustworthy; we will turn coat and stab you in the back.

I am proud to be an American because we are an asshole nation full of arrogant, selfish people.

I am proud to be an American because we’ve become the laughing stock of the world and nobody takes us seriously anymore.

Are there any more reasons Trump can give me to be proud of being an American?

He has to be careful. They might be process servers in costume.

NO QUID PRO QUO!

But, will give candy for dirt on political opponents.

Sure. Trick or treaters asking for candy is exactly the same as a subpoena for evidence of traitorous activities on the part of the president.

Trump would NEVER comply with any request that would benefit anyone else.