Bad Machinery by John Allison for December 09, 2019

Jack is all fired up. Both for the scoop and in defending Mildred.

Uh-oh, Mike. NOW you’ve done it!

BTW, that’s some brilliant writing there, guys. Let’s let all good men come to the aid of the hunt, though I have no idea what that has to do with the price of fish.

You go, Jack, you defend Mildred’s legs!

…that came out wrong.

That “blorp” sound for the water cooler is just too perfect. :D

Mildred’s legs are Mildred’s business. … although Jack has a certain interest in them, too.

Mildred’s got legs. And she knows how to use them.

Of course Mildred is popular.

Will Jack get a good hair style again? I wouldn’t recognize him if he was not identified as Jack.

Shoot… there I went and used the word “ukase”, thinking I was doing something unique, and Bad Machinery comes back with “ordure”.

Followed by “furore” !!

What’s a guy go to do to win around here??

good on Jack, drinkin’ his respectin’ women juice