Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 17, 2019

I sense mass claws-trophobia!

I hope they brought their thunder-jackets!

Took a long time to film this movie before the final cut was released.

We leave nail clipping to the professionals. We put our dog “in the shop” for an oil change and lube job (checkups, shots, etc.) frequently.

He loves to be kenneled there. It’s like a party to him. He gets to sniff all the other dogs and stay up all night and bark.

Wide release for Howl-o-ween…

This is another one of those comics where the comments are funnier than the actual strip!

That’s enough to make you rover-dose on booze.

We’re coming to get you Barbara

He nailed it! Rogue clippers are detrimental to your health….

A follow up to the night of the vacuum cleaner

Excellent!

In a double feature with “The Vacuum Returns!”

Like the one up front with the popbones.

The sequel will be “The Night of the Living Nail Grinders”.

That was my dog. You couldn’t even touch her feet.

Quickly now all of you, do not give this job to we colorblind! Quick? What the hell are you talking about? And why are our dog’s toes oozing a liquid?

Those are claw trimmers, not nail clippers!

Sequel, The Day of The Dremel.

This isn’t the actual movie… it’s just a preview clip, but, it looks like they nailed it.

I notice there aren’t any cats in the audience…