Off the Mark by Mark Parisi for October 14, 2019

Type B, for blueberry.

Red jelly.

Well, we know who brought them…

Is Vlad drinking a cup of hot blood…?

Coagulated jelly, from your favorite source: children.

“Ich bin ein Berliner!” (In case you didn’t know, a Berliner in Germany is actually a jelly donut. JFK actually said he was a jelly donut!

Well that sucks!

Funny.

Fangs a lot, Count D.

“Jelly? Well no. What ever gave you that idea?”

a jelly-curdling tail…er, tale

There’s a foxtrot comic just like this, funnily enough

Sucks to be you!

VLAD made sure he got there first…fang marks on all

Count Sweet Tooth

Dracula, you suck!

OK, everyone, get ready for a blood glucose test.

Nice thing about being a Vampire, calories don’t count.

Witches Be Loco!

“I don’t drink…cream.”

bad Dracula