Phoebe and Her Unicorn by Dana Simpson for October 09, 2019

But cheating IS the unicorn way!

good one, Phoebe (and Ms Simpson)

I figured that’s what would happen

You know what all this corn needs? Butter, cheese, chili pepper and on a stick!

This certainly is a corny arc.

And you can’t spell “corny” without “corn”, while we’re at it…

First she tries cheating at chess and now she’s trying to cheat on a corn maze. I know it’s a little early but, Phoebe, Santa is watching you.

Coach: “There is no ‘I’ in ‘team’!”

Me: “True, but there is in ‘win’, ‘victory’ and ‘champion’!”

I wasn’t on that team very long.

You can’t spell cheat without heat and eat. What would happen if you started a fire in a popcorn field with cartoon physics?

How is that insulting?

Speaking of eating, I once owned a raccoon that got caught in a trap; he was so dumb he chewed off three paws before he got the right one…

You can’t spell “success” without “suc”.

How is that insulting?

I truly don’t see it.