Bound and Gagged by Dana Summers for October 14, 2019

But why? That’s the important question…

Yesterday a turkey, and today chickens. It’s fowl play.

They can do that with economy class.

It will cost you a wing and a drumstick!

Okay, but once you’re there, there’s no turning back!

Chickens often forget they know how to fly.. They could easily avoid the hazards of “crossing” by just flying over to the other side… but, chickens are pretty dumb.

Well, you’re in luck! We have few tours to choose from. In fact, I just sold one to the squirrel family a few days ago – RIP!

In that case you better get travel insurance.

Are we to guess the travel agency is right next to the farm? Or wouldn’t they have had to cross the road to get there?? Asking for a friend….

But why?

why?

So, basically, a couple of dumb clucks?

Actually they play chicken with the cars.