Herman by Jim Unger for October 18, 2019

It would certainly be the last time I’d use them for obstetrics. Quadruplets?!?! FULL STOP.

My mum saved everything! I found the hospital bill from my birth in 1942. $5 a day for my mum, and $1.25 for me. The delivery room was $15. Apparently the OB charged $75 for his services.

They just came to visit a sick friend.

ACME OB: Four tables, no waiting. We deliver. Take out service also available. Always at your cervix.

Blaming the hospital for YOUR one night stand?

Hang on, sir, there are 2 more you will need to take.

“That’s the last time we’ll use this hospital!”

Or those condoms…

Brother, the fun is just beginning

More for your money!!!!

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A lazy man kept asking others to do his work for him.

“You’re so lazy, you need a son to do all your work for you.”

“That’s a good idea. Do you know where I can find a pregnant woman?”

I think You Better start using “Something Else”. :-)

And they just went in for check-up.

The new “This is Us” spin-off.