I would totally buy that shirt.
Felis Catusis your taxonomic nomenclature An endothermic quadruped carniverous by nature
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion
Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Denote a fairly well developed cognitive array
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
Ceci n’est pas une chat.
They were digging up the street and had a big yellow digging machine that said CAT on it, so naturally, I assumed it was a big yellow cat.
QAT
If I had one of these, my cat would think it meant “lie down here”.
Male cat at that.
No kidding?
B. Kliban
over 4 years ago
I would totally buy that shirt.
mrcooncat over 4 years ago
Felis Catusis your taxonomic nomenclature An endothermic quadruped carniverous by nature
Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance
And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion
Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display
Denote a fairly well developed cognitive array
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.
WaitingMan over 4 years ago
Ceci n’est pas une chat.
Steverino Premium Member over 4 years ago
They were digging up the street and had a big yellow digging machine that said CAT on it, so naturally, I assumed it was a big yellow cat.
phlash over 4 years ago
QAT
mistercatworks over 4 years ago
If I had one of these, my cat would think it meant “lie down here”.
Physicsfreak over 4 years ago
Male cat at that.
Zebrastripes over 4 years ago
No kidding?