Kliban's Cats by B. Kliban for October 10, 2019

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      over 4 years ago

    I would totally buy that shirt.

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    mrcooncat  over 4 years ago

    Felis Catusis your taxonomic nomenclature An endothermic quadruped carniverous by nature

    Your visual, olfactory, and auditory senses Contribute to your hunting skills and natural defenses.

    I find myself intrigued by your sub-vocal oscillations A singular development of cat communications

    That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.

    A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents You would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance

    And when not being utilized to aid in locomotion It often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion

    Oh Spot, the complex levels of behavior you display

    Denote a fairly well developed cognitive array

    And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend

    I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend.

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    WaitingMan  over 4 years ago

    Ceci n’est pas une chat.

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    Steverino Premium Member over 4 years ago

    They were digging up the street and had a big yellow digging machine that said CAT on it, so naturally, I assumed it was a big yellow cat.

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    phlash  over 4 years ago

    QAT

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    mistercatworks  over 4 years ago

    If I had one of these, my cat would think it meant “lie down here”.

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    Physicsfreak  over 4 years ago

    Male cat at that.

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    No kidding?

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