Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 08, 2019

It’s worked so far!

And have a wife like THAT ?

I want Wiz’ power. I already have his cholesterol and don’t need any more.

Gee, Blanch, way to rain on Wiz’s parade!

She can’t let him have his moment, huh?

uh…is Blanche walking with a cane?

Stop pestering me about my chol— oh, you weren’t talking to me?

no, I don’t wanna wear pants

She lecturing about cholesterol? LMAO

If I can ignore it, you bet.

Don’t forget blood pressure!

My Doctor is always beating me up about my levels. But when I had him run the test to see how much plaque has built up in my arteries the result came back slightly above the non detection lower limit. So I’m not worrying about it.

I think he’s already doing that.

Sounds great to me!!

I’m thinking he is well on his way…

“….and find joy in life after centuries?”

They are starting to realize cholesterol is not the boogie man we have all been taught to dread.