Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for August 15, 2022
August 14, 2022
August 16, 2022
Transcript:
Ralston: Hamhock, why don't you just come over here if you want to watch TV? Hamhock: Because now I have to wait for the cable guy! Ralston: Great! When he's coming? Hamhock: Let's see... they said any time between 10 o'clock... and March. Ralston: Oh, promise me you'll shower at least once in there...
distortion over 1 year ago
The cable guy will show up when he’s in the shower and leave a “sorry to have missed you” sticker.
LawrenceS over 1 year ago
It doesn’t matter what the window is, they’re still late. Look for the technician to arrive in April.
Wichita1.0 over 1 year ago
HEY! I worked for a cable company for 10 years! What about the “By Next Year Or A Free Day’s Service” guarantee?!?!?!
Prey over 1 year ago
Here they say “mañana” which, believe me, does NOT mean tomorrow, just not today.
Dragoncat over 1 year ago
Time to heat up some water, fill a bucket and do the old “sailor scrub”. They can’t leave a note if you don’t use the shower.
Dragoncat over 1 year ago
All he has to do is step outside. Nature is providing shower water as we speak.