Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 21, 2022
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May 22, 2022
Transcript:
Hamhock: Tyr, this weather is called "summer." Tyr: It's miserable! Hamhock: Yeah, well, you could try wearing something more comfortable. I mean, it's 95 degrees out and you're covered in fur, leather and ivory! Have you never heard of seersucker? Tyr: Do I even wanna know what kinda animal that comes from?
allen@home almost 2 years ago
You’re a Norse God Tyr. Just go back to Norway.
quonk999 almost 2 years ago
What would a seersucker look like? Is it related to a sap sucker?
LawrenceS almost 2 years ago
I dunno… The whole god image thing… I don’t know how it would stand up to a t-shirt reading, “Kiss Me, I’m Irish,” a pair of Bermuda shorts, and Berkies.
davidob almost 2 years ago
It brings Tyr to my eyes.
tony_n_jen2003 almost 2 years ago
Better be walrus ivory.
Meg: All Seriousness Aside almost 2 years ago
You can’t even get naugahyde now that naugas are endangered.
ChukLitl Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Seersucker comes from vampires who bit fortunetellers.
j.l.farmer almost 2 years ago
i remember wearing seersucker when I was a kid, lightweight and airy.
willie_mctell almost 2 years ago
Generally comes from plants unless it’s synthetic.
knight1192a almost 2 years ago
Planta Tartarica Barometz.