Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for February 14, 2022
February 13, 2022
February 15, 2022
Transcript:
Scrappy Lad: Hey, Tyr, would you ever use steroids? Tyr: Steroids?? Never!! A Norse god needs not the aid of drugs!! We only need the power given to us by the magic cow that licked us into existence from a frozen giant!! Scrappy Lad: Yeah, you definitely don't need any drugs...
Yontrop about 2 years ago
Just some fermented honey with some selected “herbs”.
LawrenceS about 2 years ago
“I can’t even remember the last time I took drugs.”
“That’s great, you had it pretty bad. What did you have for breakfast.”
“I don’t remember, man.”
mokspr Premium Member about 2 years ago
Yeah, I felt the same way after licking a cane toad Tyr.
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. about 2 years ago
“Tyr’s not here, man.”
“”I’m Tyr!"
Sir Ruddy Blighter, Jr. about 2 years ago
Um, Tyr’s right, guys. From Wikipedia:
In Norse mythology, Auðumbla is a primeval cow. The primordial frost jötunn Ymir fed from her milk, and over the course of three days she licked away the salty rime rocks and revealed Búri, grandfather of the gods and brothers Odin, Vili and Vé.