Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 09, 2021

Looks like a ‘monkey’s paw’ solution to a problem. Or an malicious djinn.

Pig, dontcha know it’s risky to scoot in a chair like that? What if a wheel catches on something?

Didn’t bother the bird. He must see this quite often.

Anything is better than the bus.

Let’s leave the mode of transportation aside, why would he want to get into work earlier?

That is some really runny butter!

He got a few lucky bounces.

He said “better”, not “faster”.

Apparently, comic strip characters are as rubbery as cartoon characters.

See? Pigs DO fly. It’s just the landings that are (usually) a problem.

Forget about getting to work. What he really needs in a better way to butter his bread. It’s gotta be tough without opposable thumbs.