Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 30, 2021
November 29, 2021
December 01, 2021
Transcript:
Anchor: We're back with Captain Victorious, apologizing to his fans for using power enhancements. Captain Victorious: So sorry... Anchor: So show us the exact "Power Ups" you were using, Captain. Captain Victorious: Well, this is a "Delta Beam," Kirby. My trainer would flash this in my eyes twice a day for $500, and it tripled my powers! Anchor: Cap, this is just a flashlight. Captain Victorious: I knew temporary blindness wasn't a power...
twstd over 2 years ago
His super powers either missed smarts or enhanced stupid
LawrenceS over 2 years ago
When your strength is so great it can’t be measured, how can you triple it?
tcumming over 2 years ago
no effect on his power of deduction?
StoicLion1973 over 2 years ago
Let me guess, Bixby is his trainer, too.
cuzinron47 over 2 years ago
His trainer is quite the artist, a rip-off artist.
knight1192a over 2 years ago
Hmmm, trainer must be Bixby. So seems we’re learning Cap didn’t use power ups, just his usual idiocy.