Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for November 28, 2021

Stretch him between two sticks and use him as a ratapult!

Before a court case begins, the Judge announces: “I have here and my left head a check for $15, 000 from the plaintive. And I have here in my right hand a check for $10,000 from the defendant. I will now return $5,000 to the plaintiff and try this case on its merits.”

Two people can keep a secret if one of them is dead.

First panel Bobblehead.

When you’re a fading star, somethings got to be announced to get people to remember you.

Et tu, Bixby?

Victim in that he was looking for nine figures to spill his guts, not six.