Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 14, 2021
Transcript:
Mr. Negato: It's working!! With my opposo-ray I've created the polar opposite of Captain Victorious! Captain Victorious: Mr. Negato, you fiend!! What have you done?? Mr. Negato: Why, isn't it obvious! I made a duplicate of you with all your powers and abilities, only he's got the exact opposite personality of yours! So, where you're good, he's evil! Where your noble, he's cruel! Where you're an oafish clod... Captain Victorious: Aw, man! Mr. Negato: He's paralyzed by an obsessive-compulsive disorder, apparently. Captain Victorious: I sat on an ice-cream sandwich... Man: These dials are filthy! And these tubes are all crooked! Oh, this won't do!
PoodleGroomer over 3 years ago
You have to adjust the gain, bias, and leakage of tubes every time you turn it on and let it settle. You have to make sure all of the fans are running daily. You will never have time for internal cabinet cleaning.
Doctor Toon over 3 years ago
This machine simply will not do
We will need to redesign and rebuild it at least a dozen times
LOLBeth over 3 years ago
Captain Victorious isn’t noble at all . . . so his polar opposite should be a selfless, dedicated hero, passionate about fine art, a prolific reader and splendid conversationalist, a teetotaler, and probably a good cook.
Anyone got his phone number? Asking for a friend . . .
StoicLion1973 over 3 years ago
Mr. Negato did all of that to make…Dynaman?
6th Billiard Ball Student over 3 years ago
What if an Okposo ray appears?
Thinkingblade over 3 years ago
And so we see the difference between ambivalence and apathy.
Dr_Fogg over 3 years ago
LOL!!!!!!!!!
WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago
And, instead of hanging out in bars for 90% of the cartoon strips, he goes to Starbucks?
christelisbetty over 3 years ago
The Captain has become his own Odd Couple.
LrdSlvrhnd over 3 years ago
so if he’s the opposite of Captain Victorious, does that make him Private Loserton?
knight1192a over 3 years ago
Careful, Mr Negato. Cap is an utter imbicecile with only two brain cells left in his head (both are on life support and one is waving bye to the other), so his polar opposite would would actually be smarter than you.
Dragoncat over 3 years ago
On the bright side, Mr. Negato has a very efficient housekeeper.
oakie817 over 3 years ago
name?
ChrisHunnewell over 3 years ago
THIS should be interesting if the cartoonist will pursue this story!