Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for January 13, 2021

Someone was reading Cul De Sac.

You could pick up the tab, Cap never does that

For Curtis Beste Bee control, please push St. Michael’s buzzers………..

Men’s hair care product commercials?

Try ignoring your hair for once. It’s your extreme vanity that makes him more popular.

You need to be royalty to control bees; they’re genetically coded to recognize royalty.

Controlling bees turned out really useful in one of the books in the Miss Peregrine’s Home for Peculiar Children series (really weird, but engaging story. Tim Burton did a movie of the first book.)