Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for December 06, 2019
December 05, 2019
December 07, 2019
Transcript:
Bixby: All right, Hamhock, I got you a high-profile gig on "Cathy." Hamhock: Thanks, Bixby! But... there aren't talking animals in "Cathy." Bixby: It's a non-speaking role. Hamhock: What, like a farm scene? Bixby: You'll be a pot roast that Cathy devours in a neurotic fit of self-loathing. Hamhock: So I get a scene alone with Cathy? Bixby: Yeah, it's a real showcase. Show up glazed and seasoned. INK PEN
WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago
A pig as a “pot roast?” How about a nice “pork loin” or glazed ham?
knight1192a over 4 years ago
Ok, that line about getting to be alone with Cathy is real worrisome. Is he planning on turning the scene into a “the pot roast jumping Cathy’s bones” scene. Think that would ensure Cathy sticking to a diet.
cuzinron47 over 4 years ago
I’m beginning to sense that Bixby does like Hamhock.
Daeder over 4 years ago
Good news, Hamhock! You’re non-speaking role has been upgraded to a speaking role! You now have one line. Your line is: “Ack!”